Monday, October 15, 2007

Where are your papers?


I'm going to take some time and get political this evening. It happens from time to time, and far be it from me to foist my tin-foil-hat-wearing opinions on everyone else, but every now and then I need to rant on things that I observe.

I studied the Cold War in high school. Most people who would bother to read this (the dozens of alternate personlity readers included), would know this. So I'm not going to dwell on that too much, everyone will just have to trust me. The forty year "conflict" is probably one of the most interesting wars in history. Very little fighting, and far fewer deaths than either of the World Wars, but more than enough hatred and prejudice spread around to make up for it.

Back then, sweeping generalizations were made to smear the other side. To be labeled a communist, or socialist in the western world was tantamount to be called a traitor, even though the Soviets were far from either ideology. I once read a simplification of North American thoughts of the USSR that sums the idea up nicely. Some parents explained communism to their children by telling them "In the Soviet Union, you have no choice of ice cream, EVERYBODY gets Vanilla." Perhaps it was true, I know it is fact that they only had four television stations, even in 1990. The USSR wasn't only communism, it was some sort of bizarre semi-communist dictatorship. There were the elite, who ruled, and the working class, who went about their business, with no say.

To try to steer this meandering back on course, there's something about the Soviet Union that I would like to remind everyone...even those too young to remember. They were portrayed as the devil for requiring even their own citizens to seek permission to leave the country. Their own citizens were not free to travel without government permission. Rewind a few more decades, and another nation had this habit...Nazi-era Germany. Most recognize the stereotypical line "Your papers, please..."

The United States TSA has proposed a new set of rules and regulations that would require airlines to submit a full passenger manifest 72 hours before takeoff for all international flights. This means that even US citizens will be screened leaving the United States. While the intention MAY be benign, this is an exit visa, by any other name. The potential for abuse of this system is almost limitless. A draft list in effect? Anyone selected automatically screened out. Showing signs of political dissidence? Same. This may not happen for years, perhaps even decades, but the level of power this grants the American government over their own citizens almost ensures that some day, it will.

It could easily be dismissed as fringe conspiracy theories, but ask yourself, would it really be surprising if the hyperpower that has launched two offensive wars in the past decade lashed out at its own citizens. A forever war, which is what has really been handed to western civilization, can only last so long on a volunteer army. Sooner or later, if this war continues to expand, as the American rhetoric promises with Iran, a draft will not only help, but will be necessary. A mass exodus in case of economic collapse, a sure bet if the petrodollar system comes crashing down, would also negatively affect the American nation-as skilled workers abandon ship before the waterline gets too high. These new rules would stop people from leaving at the government's discretion.

Wait a minute, you're probably saying to yourself. I'm Canadian, this doesn't affect me! I tender that this is nonsense. Since World War II, Canada has lost a great deal of its national identity to its big brother to the south. Our national defense is slaved to theirs, and our society and way of life is very similar. Our government is very much in the Americans' pocket, and if you don't believe that, recall softwood lumber, or NAFTA, or virtually any other dispute between Canada and the United States.

Which brings me to the final part of our political rant, our governments. Our governments are made up of the elite, a bunch of rich bureaucrats so far out of touch with the "real" world that the rest of us live in and its challenges as to be ineffective. That's why they consistently make gaffes when asked about costs of living, or what issues should be important to the voters. They campaign on a set of issues that varies very little from party to party, and ignore the will of the people for the most part. Look at the approval ratings of the government south of the border. In the last Ontario election a few days ago, I had a hard time choosing a candidate...because by and large, I thought they were all gasbags. I've grown cynical, and distrust politicians (gee, can you tell?), but it's a problem when you can label what ideology your candidate is following, and that ideology is the support of the corporate world, no matter what the cost.

Hmm....exit visas for US citizens, governments that are out of touch and removed from their constituents....I feel like I just went through all this. We're not there yet...our friends south of the border aren't there yet. But we're on our way, and if we don't watch ourselves, the trip will be short.

Monday, October 1, 2007

Encyclopedia Dan

This is certainly venting, I'll make no bones about it. Having been a "computer guy" for a few years now, and college before, I've endured my share my "techy questions". This isn't the problem, I knew that was what I was getting into before going into the career field. You work in computers, and you're expected to have an encyclopedic knowledge of all high tech gizmos and gear, from the latest HD-DVD player, to programming a VCR.

My problem (and why I'm inclined to vent), is when people get pissy when the "computer guy" doesn't know something off the top of his head. Over the past few years, I've dealt with numerous impolite responses to not having an answer. Usually they sound something along the lines of "I thought you knew alot about this stuff." in a very sarcastic tone of voice.

Yes. Yes, I do. It's my job to know alot about tech. But it isn't my job to know everything about tech. Off the top of my head, I won't be able to tell you how to recover your lost password from your ISP's email account, especially when you can't remember what your email client or version of Windows is, let alone your ISP info. No, I don't know how to do such and such in Vista, or how to make your Office 2007 install tap dance backwards in time. These programs are new. And from everything I've read, they're total trainwrecks still-so I'm waiting for updates before I try them.

I don't know how to fix your answering machine that's acting up. No, not even after you telling me it's plugged DIRECTLY into the wall. Electronics like that are disposable these days, something I've mentioned in another post. No, I don't know what is wrong with your DSL just by hearing that "it won't connect". Getting upset about my generic list of things to check won't help any, I haven't looked at it-I'm not psychic.

Think of it this way-you wouldn't go to your mechanic buddy and say "My car won't start, how do I fix it." and when they come back with the fact that they'll need more information, say "What the &$^% man, I thought you knew this stuff." Same with a doctor, wouldn't get pissed at them if they couldn't tell you off the top why you can't run ten miles without stopping. Most computer people are more than happy to help, but I know it's a frustrating world for people in our field. Failure, or solutions that require more than a few minutes thought, are looked down on. Assistance is supposed to be immediate, with immediate results, and most certainly free. I for one, have had acquaintences that I haven't heard from in years call me up when they have a problem with their machine. Is that friendship? Or merely being used? Draw your own conclusions.

So I'm done with the venting, and just hope you'll all be a little kinder to any "computer guys" you know in the future if they come back with an answer you didn't want to hear, like "I don't know.". The size of it is there are people who know EVERYTHING about tech. But they usually have a severe case of asperger's syndrome, and have far less of a life than myself...good luck getting to know them without wanting to kill them. In short, most people in my field are willing to help, as long as things are polite. Insulting our lack of knowledge is not the best way to get us to pitch in and fix your problem.